Stand-Up Comedy From The Spouse Whisperer at Oxnard Performing Arts Center on February 8th

What better way to learn about relationships this Valentine’s Day than an evening out with The Spouse Whisperer? Award-winning comedian Mark Cordes delivers his critically acclaimed one-man show, The Spouse Whisperer, a comedic journey that starts with "love at first sight," ends at "'til death do us part," and covers all of the ups and downs in between. Whether you’re searching or already with the man or woman of your dreams, you will love this refresher course on relationships.The Spouse Whisperer is fast-paced, hysterical and enlightening, filled with Mark’s sharp wit and a healthy dose of audience participation. Mark Cordes takes an uproarious look at married life and the perils of middle age, providing a fun, unique experience for either date night or girls’ night out.

The show is on Friday, February 8th, 8pm at the Oxnard Performing Arts Center. Get half priced tickets ($12.50) at bit.ly/SpouseWhisperer (affiliate).

Up to 50% Off Food and Drinks at Edelweiss German Bierhaus in Newbury Park

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Great opportunity to try out the bratwurst, schnitzel, spatzle, strudel, beer and more at Edelweiss German Bierhaus in Newbury Park. New ownership is taking German food and fun to a new level right here in the Conejo Valley!

Visit bit.ly/EdelweissDeal (affiliate link) to grab one of the following deals:

  • $15 for $30 of food and drink for two or more (Sun-Thu)

  • $30 for $60 of food and drink for four or more (Sun-Thu)

  • $18 for $30 of food and drink for two or more any day

  • $36 for $60 of food and drink for for our more any day

$19 for $35 of Food and Drinks at Umami Burger in Thousand Oaks and Other Locations

This deal will definitely sell out quickly! Travelzoo is offering $35 in food and drinks for $19 at Umami Burger between January 1 and April 30, 2019 for any number of diners. Or better yet, $55 in food and drinks for three or more diners for just $29. There are 16 Umami Burger locations, including 8 in the Greater Los Angeles area, stretching to the Thousand Oaks location at The Lakes at Thousand Oaks.

Nab the deal at bit.ly/UmamiDeal (affiliate).

Discounted Passes to the Holiday Ice Rink at The Lakes at Thousand Oaks

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The Holiday Ice Rink at The Lakes at Thousand Oaks, 2200 E. Thousand Oaks Boulevard is coming back yet again this year, beginning on Thursday, November 8, 2018 through January 27, 2019. A favorite winter holiday season tradition in the Conejo Valley!

For a limited time, get ice skating for two, including rentals, plus hot chocolate, for $29 (regular price $40) at bit.ly/IceRinkTO (affiliate link).

Discounted VIP Track Pass to MB2 Thousand Oaks

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A VIP Track Pass at MB2 Indoor Kart Racing in Thousand Oaks is good for 3 free races anytime, an MB2 t-shirt and advance reservations. Regular price is $75 but get it for just $51.50 at Groupon at bit.ly/MB2TO.

Or get one 14-Lap Adult or One 9-Lap Junior Kart Race for just $14.50 ($23 regular price). Or 3 of them for $39 ($69 regular price).

Up to 50% Off Admissions to the Museum of Ventura County

Save up to 50% off admission for one, two or four as well as memberships to the Museum of Ventura County on Groupon Local at bit.ly/MuseumVC (affiliate link).

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Ventura County and the California Channel Islands have a rich history and cultural heritage dating back 12,000 years, when the Chumash people first hunted and gathered along the Pacific-facing lands. And the Museum of Ventura County aims to encapsulate everything from those tribal beginnings right up though the modern age. Since 1913, the museum has played host to historical exhibits that feature both ancient and modern artifacts, a fine art collection of more than 30,000 pieces, and educational programs that run the gamut from specialized school tours to art and craft sessions for children. The museum boasts a research library and community meeting space for those who want to dive deeper into the region’s enthralling legacy.

Located at 100 East Main Street in Ventura. More on the Museum at venturamuseum.org.

Discounted Tickets to Blue Oyster Cult at The Canyon Agoura Hills on January 27, 2019

Blue Oyster Cult has performed for over 40 years, selling more than 24 million records with hits like "Godzilla," "Burnin' For You" and their biggest song, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper." Catch them live when they come to The Canyon in Agoura Hills on Sunday, January 27, 2019 at a discounted price of $25 ($43 retail) at bit.ly/BlueOysterCultDeal (affiliate link).

Up to 44% Off Portuguese Dinner at Natas Pastries in Thousand Oaks

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Limited time deal; 3 course Portuguese dinner for two at Natas Pastries Thousand Oaks for $65 (valued up to $115.80). Included is two glasses of house wine, two baby spring mixed salads and two entries (valued at up to $31.95 each).

Caldeirada ($31.95) is a seafood stew of sea bass, salmon, cod, shrimp, clams and mussels served over rice and potatoes. Mmmm! Or perhaps you’d like to try Empadão ($24.95), an oven baked dish of ground beef with mashed potatoes and melted cheese served with salad (vegan option available).

To get this limited time deal for two (or for four), visit bit.ly/NatasDinner (affiliate).

Natas is located at 2388 Thousand Oaks Boulevard.

Up to 36% Off "Paint Nite" at Locations in Thousand Oaks and Adjacent Areas

Paint Nite is a two hour session at a local bar or restaurant where you can create your own masterpiece under the guidance of a local artist. No experience necessary and all the supplies are provided. Must be of legal drinking age. Food and drink may be purchased at the event.

Groupon Local is offering up to 36% off admission for up to four adults at bit.ly/PaintNiteTO (affiliate link).

Up to 89% Off Special Forces Paintball Package at Ambush Paintball and Airsoft Park in Moorpark

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Charging through fields of giant spools, over stacks of hay bales, staking out a junkyard, and through winding trenches is a daily occurrence at Ambush Paintball and Airsoft Park, 8643 Shekell Road, Moorpark. Seven scenario theme maps and a tournament-grade turf arena field spread over 20 acres give players of all skills levels a variety of combat zones on which to wage simulated warfare. The City pits players in an unforgiving, paint-or-be-painted war zone consisting of 32 buildings over 40,000 square feet without a protected crosswalk in sight.

Special Groupon affiliate deal at bit.ly/AmbushMP!

Choice of:

  • All-Day Special Forces Paintball Package for One
  • All-Day Special Forces Paintball Package for Two
  • All-Day Special Forces Paintball Package for Five
  • All-Day Special Forces Paintball Package for Ten

Each “Special Forces” package includes the following for each participant:

  • All-day entry to walk-on game
  • All-day gun rental (.68 Caliber Semi-Automatic, not the smaller .50 caliber)
  • Goggles with full face mask
  • Ammo-Belt to carry extra ammo
  • Protective vest

Must be 10 or older to play. Reservation required online. 24-hour cancellation notice required. All paintballs must be purchased at the park, outside paintballs are not allowed. Each player must purchase 500 paintballs for $20 and unlimited air refills for $5 at the paintball park.

 

50% Off Bike Rentals From Wheel Fun Rentals in Ventura

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Grab this deal before it goes away! $15 for $30 or $30 for $60 towards bike rentals with Wheel Fun Rentals at their two Ventura locations - near the pier and at the Ventura State Beach Picnic Area. A great opportunity to rent a surrey, deuce couple or bicycles to enjoy the promenade at Ventura Beach!

Get this limited time deal via the Groupon Local website at bit.ly/WheelFun.

Birthday Freebies at Eateries In and Around Ventura County

It's your birthday and no one has called to wish you happy birthday, you've received no cards in the mail and no one has even wished you happy birthday via Facebook! Well, not to worry, there are local eateries in Ventura County and adjacent areas that will give you something for FREE on your birthday. 

Some of these eateries require that you sign up in advance and receive a certificate via email while others let you come in, show your ID and partake. 

For a compilation of local area birthday freebies as well as restaurant rewards programs (where you can earn free food by signing up and/or repeat visits, click THIS LINK.