Here's the product you've all been waiting for! The best thing since the invention of the gas mask! The Better Marriage Blanket has a "layer of activated carbon...the same 'type of' fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." Yes, this blanket claims to quickly and completely absorb the smell of farts by "capturing the offending molecules!" And it "makes a great wedding or anniversary gift!" This sounds very interesting and all but I'm wondering why the video only shows the wife as the recipient of "the problem in the marriage bed that no one likes to talk about?" This issue can work both ways ya know!